“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
(Source: dustpelt, via tensforgottencompanion)
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
(via chocolate-cigars)
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
(via pitch-black-perfectioon)
If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.
i actually remember when i got told about his passing. i was walking outside my primary school gates and a friend told me. i though they were lying so i didn’t believe them. I didn’t choose to believe it until i heard about it from my parents and on the news. When it was confirmed i remember crying into my mum’s arms i would have been 7-11 years of age at the time. I love Steve Irwin he is a true Australian Hero and cannot be replaced ever.
good old steve
omg all aussie’s must reblog, this legend will never die in our hearts.
(Source: swift-harmony, via cherries-and-ecstasy)
this really is what adulthood is like
(Source: frickyeah1990s, via pizza)
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Exactly^
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via ryaninwonderland)
BEST PART
The moment when the whole cinema cheers!
(Source: rosetylear, via gretalol)
another reminder.
the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbsounce for ounce
they are stronger than steelatom for atom
you are more precious than diamondand stars have died
so that you may liveyou need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
and worthless
(Source: sinandserotonin, via spectrum-approach)
